imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers
so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off
Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.
I sneezed in class today and a guy shushed me
I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball
i know that feeling bruh